Shortskid is very, very pleased about his vanilla wafer bed. He is almost falling off in his pure joy! Boy, this sure does bring back memories of his childhood. One time, Shortskid dyed his cat pink. He heard that some people paint their horses, and he was quite determined to do the same. Cat was not amused, especially not about the tiny saddle Shortskid had prepared.
Jeans on the other hand is irritated. Her wafer bed is organic, and plain flavored. This company had just recently gotten on board with organic anything, so all of their flavors taste like cardboard. Who picked out her wafer flavor? Did they think she was some sort of Starbucks hipster? Is it because of the glasses? It must be the glasses. Some people think glasses are an orange hat screaming “HIPSTER!” but the truth is, glasses are glasses. Screw whoever picked out the wafer. Jeans wants to trade.
When your friends really want to get you into some weeab anime shit.